Ole Fried Chicken Eating Head Ass Reba McEntire Is The New Colonel Sanders


Folks, like I’ve always said,,, my favorite part of Kentucky Fried Chicken is the breasts. Congrats to longtime stoolie Reba McEntire and all of #RebaNation who are thrilled about this advancement in gender fluid chicken colonels. Oh, and thank you for your service, Colonel. It’s Friday so fuck it and grab a bucket and listen to some of Reba’s hits. There’s plenty to pick from.