THIS IS THE XFL!!!!!! ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY AT 3!!!!!!!

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NOBODY PANIC! EVERYONE STAY CALM! IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING!

I cannot believe this is going to happen…AGAIN! The XFL baby! No kickers! No concussions! No good players! Kneel for the anthem and you get shot!

This is going to be the #MAGA Football League. Vince saw his pal Trump got elected, and he is going to capitalize on this to the billionth degree. I cannot wait to see just how un-PC he gets. And the best thing is, it’s not affiliated with WWE at all, so they don’t have to keep it PG “for the stockholders”. Strippers as cheerleaders! Puppies! Puppies!

Maybe they’ll even try to undercut the NFL and sign first round talent players to ginormous contracts. Like what if Vince offered Baker Mayfield $50 million right now? What would he do?

Vince is old, rich, and hates failing. The XFL failed before, and he’s ready to give it another try.

There’s no chance it succeeds, but oh buddy, it is going to be amazing.

And maybe we’ll get to see baby boy RG3 play again. And Johnny Football. And who knows who else? AP? Randy Moss? And holy shit, I just realized we’ll probably get to see Brett Favre suit up again. This is going to be fantastic.

Can. Not. Wait.