I Could Watch The Philadelphia Eagles (Men's Football Team) Go Wild To Meek Mill For 24 Hours A Day
Listen. I know that with the track record of how Philly sports teams fare in big time games, we’re not exactly in a position to say anything like this. But the Minnesota Vikings had 0.000% chance of winning that game last night as soon as “Dreams and Nightmares” came on the stadium speakers. This is the most sexual video ever recorded in the city of Philadelphia. Obviously Corey Clement stands out as the star of the show right away.
Which makes sense considering he’s a South Jersey guy so Meek probably holds a special spot in his heart. But I’m pretty sure Corey Clement puts on a better Meek performance than Meek himself.
Then you got Blount coming in as the hype man.
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There’s not a bigger squad full of savages than the Eagles’ backs. Clement, Blount, Ajayi, Barner. They’re all a bunch of wild boys who only have one gear and it’s full send. While the backs are getting after it, let’s check in on how the quarterbacks are getting pumped up.
You have Foles who is strictly business. He has no idea what the hell is going on. Walked out on the field thinking he’d have a little pre-game meeting with his receivers and turns out he walked right into a Meek concert. But this is the type of composure I need to see out of my quarterback. Even when one of the hottest tracks ever recorded is blasting on full volume in the Linc, Big Dick Nick remains in game mode. Even if it’s just because he doesn’t want to get caught not knowing the words.
Then you get Nate Sudfeld who is sneaky my MVP of the entire video.
You can see how badly he wants to join in on the action. Gets a few little bunny hops in there just to test the waters a bit and quickly realizes he’s not ready to jump into the deep end yet. You just don’t want to be that white guy who is totally off beat in the middle of a Meek mosh. It’s not a good look. Still have to admire the attempt, though.
Also have to give a shoutout to Mack Hollins who held is own out there. If it weren’t for Clement completely taking over, I think Hollins would be in the running for the wildest of the wild boys here. Either way, I’ve watched this video roughly 27 times so far and I’m going to continue watching it at least 500 times a day, every day, until February 4th.