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And if we’re being totally honest with each other I sort of missed him. It was funny when he got suspended for 24 hours but when a day became a week I noticed a hole in my life. It’s like when an animal goes extinct and throws off the entire ec0-system. The entire world out of wack. As much as I hate Rovell I will now admit I need him. He’s the nerd balance we all need. Without him everyone in the world is normal.  No robots spitting obscure sports biz facts in our ear. I missed you D. Every ocean needs it’s squid, thankful we got ours back today.</p></body></html>

<p><iframe frameborder="0" height="500" src="https://vine.co/v/MvjPPmmOeJK/embed/simple" width="500"></iframe><script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js" async></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>How Teddy Bridgewater could collect a tax free $5M if he slips to the 2nd round <a href="http://t.co/jjMPqfPLg5">http://t.co/jjMPqfPLg5</a></p><p>— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) <a href="https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/statuses/460742812083179520">April 28, 2014</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script><p><span style="color:#fff">..</span></p><p>The sun rose today like it does every day, only this day saw the triumphant return of Darren Rovell! And if we’re being totally honest with each other I sort of missed him. It was funny when he got suspended for 24 hours but when a day became a week I noticed a hole in my life. It’s like when an animal goes extinct and throws off the entire ec0-system. The entire world out of wack. As much as I hate Rovell I will now admit I need him. He’s the nerd balance we all need. Without him everyone in the world is normal.  No robots spitting obscure sports biz facts in our ear. I missed you D. Every ocean needs it’s squid, thankful we got ours back today.</p>

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