Joel Embiid Curves Rihanna After Years Of Getting Curved By Rihanna

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And then there was tonight.

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Thank you to Reggie Miller for making a solid funny moment incredibly wack instantaneously. That has to be a world record for everyone having fun to going, “Ughh goddammit who invited this guy?” in the history of jokes and laughter.

Embiid went full Mike Jones to the camera but make no mistake about it: if Rihanna called him and told him to jump he’d say, “Babe, I just played a game I need at least 48 hours before I’m allowed to jump again but when that time comes tell me how high and I’ll do it no problem.” The classic oh you don’t like me well guess what I don’t like you attempt by Jojo and I can’t say I hate it. Years of openly trying to court Rihanna only to have your moment finally present itself and you play it perfectly cool, coy, and calm. You go viral to the point where you know she has to see it. It’s a brilliant strategy and I’m pulling for these crazy kids to finally get together.