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A 9 Year Old Brought Edibles From Home And Shared Them With Her Pals And They Got High As Stephen A Smith

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WAVY - A fifth-grade student at Albuquerque School of Excellence mistook her parent’s medicinal marijuana for candy and passed it out to other students at school.

“She had this box, it had a label on it that said ‘Incredibles.’ We just thought it was ordinary gummies,” said one of the students who ate the edibles.

The 9-year-old student said she almost immediately knew what she was given was not an ordinary gummy candy.

“I started feeling really dizzy. I felt like the room was going to flip to the side,” said the 9-year-old.

The Dean of Elementary Students, Kristy Del Curto, says the incident happened last Thursday before school started.

“We noticed the student who initially brought the edible to our school was acting strange. She started saying she couldn’t see,” said Del Curto.

Del Curto says three students ate one gummy and the student who passed out the candy ate three or four pieces.

THC gummies can be two to 100 times more potent than traditional marijuana.

Del Curto says they called 911 and paramedics monitored all the students to make sure they were not having a dangerous reaction.

“Please be assured we’re doing everything we can as a school to make sure this doesn’t happen again,” said Del Curto.


What a pal! As the teachers always said, make sure you bring enough for the entire class. And that looks exactly what this girl did. She scooped up the gummies and was passing them out to the class like the Candy Man from Willy Wonka.

But unfortunately for her parents, what their daughter did was take their edibles to school and get a bunch of 9 year olds high as giraffe tiddies. Sitting around in social studies class looking like Stephen A Smith. Not optimal! That’s gotta be the worst feeling in the world. You finally get your shithead daughter off to school, you reach for your bag of edibles, and you realize the entire bag is gone. Then you get that phone call from the principal that your little angel just got the entire 4th grade class high, and the worst news is those edibles weren’t cheap.

Can you imagine the scene of an entire classroom of 9 year olds floating around on edibles? They said one student ate 4 gummies. That’ll be enough to get a 4th grader to start seeing into the future. Shapes make sounds and words have colors. And you can toss out the DARE program. Just toss that shit right out the window. Once you get a taste of the good stuff at 9 years old, all bets are off. They are going to be clamoring for more weed, more edibles, and then the harder stuff. This whole classroom is going to be going on Scared Straight by the time they reach 6 grade. Well worth it though, well worth it.