The Wikipedia Description For "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Is The Funniest Thing On The Internet

I suck Sunny’s dick so much but I’ll never apologize for it. Not once. So let me get down on my knees one more time because this show description, just words that explain what happens in the program, is the funniest thing on the internet. I laughed out loud reading it last night. Out loud, I tell you! Hell, this paragraph is funnier than any other show that’s out right now, I’m talking about the actual video, and it’s words. Words are gross and boring to read but this tops actual moving images acting out storylines, that’s how funny Sunny is. They don’t even have to act out their scripts they can just tell you what’s happening and it’s better than anything anyone else is doing. Fucking kings.

I’ll never forgive Netflix for taking this show off their platform and by “never forgive” I mean “continue to pay whatever they demand for unlimited access to The Office and Parks and Rec.