I’d Like To Officially Thank Peter Chernin For Thanking Me For Giving Him A Barstool Shirt For The Holidays

That Peter Chernin! What a mensch. That’s what jewish people call a real stand up guy. I mean to take the time to write this heartfelt thank you card for receiving a barstool shirt for the holidays? What a guy! You can almost feel the joy dripping out of him. I’m picturing a weeping Peter Chernin writing this with a quill pen by candlelight. So completely unnecessary but very much appreciated”. Shakespeare himself couldn’t have sounded more moved. Who would have thought a simple tshirt could have such a lasting impact on a media mogul like this! I know what the haters are gonnna say. No chance he wrote this. No chance he even signed it. Wrong. I believe in us.

PS – I didn’t even know we sent him a tshirt which makes the thank you even that more meaningful.