This Bodybuilding Meatstick With The Downs Can Play For My Team Anyday

It doesn’t matter that he probably never knows how much he actually lifts because the weights don’t go to potato, Johnathon’s OK in my book. Haven’t seen that much heart and hustle in a supermarket bagger since Red in Shawshank. Imagine what we can do with him. Hire him as a bodyguard for Barstool Blackout shows just to hulk out on stage next to the smokes with the other mascots. Pay him in stickers and call it a tour. Easy money, Pageviews.