Besides Cake Farts, Chopping Food With Your Teeth Is The Most Insane Food Video I've Seen

I was so close to using a Must Watch tag. I decided against it. I regret it.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine going to a party and seeing someone prep your salad with their fucking teeth? Chewing up your turnips like your a god damn bird? Buddy,,, I’m not a bird. I’m a human. I eat my own food. Pull out your knife and cut my carrots. Get a food processor, set that fucker to medium and pulse my cheese to grate it. Dont chew it with your chompers and then spit it into a big bowl. We live in a society. Well, at least we used to.

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Warming butter in your mouth is next level disgusting. I dont get sick often but I nearly lost it here. The idea of biting off a big ole piece of butter and fucking WARMING it in your mouth makes me sick. Just sick!

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Uhhh ya think? Chewing raw garlic pieces? My god!

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I’m gagging, friends. Absolutely gagging.

And that’s that. It might be the most horrific video of 2018 and it’s on the 13th day.