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Max Kellerman Calls Patriots Fans 'Dumb' and Hates When They Tweet at Him. Sooo...

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“Patriots fans who have been tweeting at me a lot. … Really, for an organization that is the smartest in football, they have some of the dumbest fans in sports. These are the kinds of tweets I get. Dumb. Duuuhhh, like dumb! Like, duuuhhh. … Belichick, Brady and Kraft all denied it, therefore why are you keeping it a story?’ What do you think they’re gonna do, admit it!? How stupid do you have to be? Of course they’re gonna deny it! The question is, do you find it credible? Hell yeah I find it credible!” – Max Kellerman on First Take

So we’re clear. Max Kellerman thinks all Patriots fans are some of the dumbest in all of sports. Like duuuhhh dumb. Also, because he knows many words, he believes Pats fans are also stupid. He believes anything negative ever reported, rumored or insinuated about the Patriots, but doesn’t much care for fans of the team to argue that he’s wrong. Plus he’s no stranger to trolling them for the past two seasons (at least) with incessant talk that Brady is about to hit a “cliff.” And when Brady’s play proves otherwise, he just continues to push the death clock back to some other date in the future like the leader of a doomsday cult when the world doesn’t end. Got it.

And to repeat, he hates Tweets from Patriots fans. That would be @MaxKellerman I’m talking about. @MaxKellerman does not wish to hear from the most engaged, defensive, aggressive and social-media savvy fanbase in all of sports about anything. Just by way of one example in this #MeToo world, he doesn’t want to be reminded of the time he got suspended for admitting he once drunkenly slapped his wife at a college party. Does. Not. Want. That would be a cheap shot of the lowest order.

It would be wrong to encourage anyone in that crowd to respond to the Tweets of @MaxKellerman, just because he thinks they are a bunch of ignoramuses who start all their sentences with duuuhhh. So I am not saying that. Social media was invented to give people like @MaxKellerman say what they want, not to give the public a forum to express themselves, engage with famous people or clap back at wrongdoers in any way. So leave @MaxKellerman with two “l”s and one “n” alone and don’t fill up his timeline with your stupidity, Stupid.
@jerrythornton1

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