Does This Look Like The Face Of A Barefoot Man Who Stole A Cop Car So He Could Go Buy A 40oz?

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Sac Bee- Zachary Samaha, 22, allegedly stole a Sacramento Police Department squad car Saturday evening. Chris Marzan, a bystander who apprehended him, said the barefoot Samaha drove the car to A-1 Market Liquor off of Florin Road and was heading out of the store with a 40-ounce bottle of beer he had already opened. Marzan ordered Samaha to the ground and summoned officers, who soon arrived to take the young man to jail. Marzan said in an interview with The Bee on Sunday morning that he’s “kind of a magnet” for mayhem and has performed four or five other citizen’s arrests for domestic violence, driving under the influence and credit card theft.

Sometimes you just need a 40. I can sympathize with that. 40s used to be my drink of choice when headed to after hours. It’s the perfect amount of beer to sail into the late hours with. A 12-pack is way too much. A 6-pack is still too much. A 40 though? Perfect. And you look cool as shit while drinking it. Oh you drink your beer out of a tiny can? That’s cute. Look at me as I guzzle my beer from a giant glass bottle. Twisting the cap on and off as you drink it. Joe cool shit. 40s get a bad wrap in my opinion. Do homeless people drink them a lot? They sure do but I’d argue it makes you look like a more interesting person. A guy at a party drinking a 40 says, “I buck the trends. I’m different.I’m mysterious and I also enjoy hip hp music from time to time.” That’s my lane.

Does it make you look cool enough to steal a cop car while barefoot? I won’t argue with that. It’s not the smartest decision but, again, sometimes you just need a 40. That’s my new life motto. Sometimes you just need a 40.

Kinda related here’s an underrated song from The Game (despite him being a punk for what he did to G-Unit). Enjoy.