We've Got A Giant Wrigley Field Cake For The Party Of The Century!

BOOM. Championships? Fond Memories? HA! No thanks, you want to celebrate a birthday you get yourself the biggest baddest birthday cake in the world. World Series Banners are temporary, cakes are forever.

No joke, when do we get to eat this thing? Asking for a friend.

Give Cubs credit for this, the throwbacks today are scorching hot.

Now cue Tom Ricketts telling everyone how the future is so bright and this year’s team is super fun to watch.