Today On "As The Giants Turn": Eli Apple Roasts Trolls On Twitter Before Odell Beckham Pleads For Him To Stop

So Eli Apple sent that tweet out last night and obviously got a bunch of responses because he has somehow become a worse presence off the field than on the field. Before we get to Eli’s conversations with fans, lets play the current theme music for all things Giants related.

To the tweets…

OK, that was pretty damn funny even though I don’t understand why Eli said “ah” instead of ass when he then tweeted it like a minute later. But the term “weak ass” will always get a chuckle from me and autograph hunters are the creme de la creme of weirdo sports fans.

*Enlarges avi*

Hahahaha, a so ironic dog filter that it unironic avi is always a brutal look. Another point for Mr. Apple.

Again, I don’t get the “ah” instead of ass. But a pro athlete roasting your ass because you will never make the league is pretty vicious.

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Hairline jokes, undefeated since the first follicle sprouted from a caveman’s head.

All these roasts are actually making me kinda like Eli. But then I remember that he has been a trainwreck on the field and a trainwreck laced with napalm crashing into a dumpster fire off of it.

Luckily the Giants employ a player that knows how to handle himself responsibly on social media, Mr. Odell Beckham Jr.

Yup, Odell Beckham is officially a sound voice of reason for how to conduct yourself to the public in 2018. New Year, New Giants (except for Eli Apple)! I hope every interview the Giants are conducting with coaches includes questions about how to handle situations like this. The Giants should cross off any coach that says to tell the player to deactivate his social media account. That’s impossible this day and age. And any coach that says to block Twitter trolls should be tossed to the side as well. Getting a block from a public figure is a trophy for trolls. They will screenshot that block screen and tweet it like a badge of honor. Roasting the trolls is fun, but all that leads to is a bunch of stories about how immature the player is. The easiest way to go about dealing with the trolls is to just hit that mute button and let them scream from the bottom of a well for nobody to hear. And the best part is they have no idea you muted them, so they just keep screaming at you for the bottom of that well, never to be heard from again. Whoever says that should have inside track for the job. Oh yeah and if they can figure out a way to have Apple and Ereck Flowers not be absolute BUSTS, will create a locker room that doesn’t lead to the top 3 DBs on the depth chart getting suspended for squabbles, and fix an offense that should not have been hot garbage when everyone was healthy, that would be greaaaaaat.