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Bill Walton Makes Elephant Noises While Discussing The Earth's Axial Tilt And Pretending To Smoke Weed, Just Another Bill Walton Game

I feel like Bill Walton woke up one morning worried that people might be getting sick of his normal announcing game where he’s just perpetually high, stoned, tripping balls and waxing poetic about existential matters and the meaning of life plus a little defensive scheme analysis.   Maybe the blogs would get tired of posting about it because it was so common.  That’s where a pro like Bill zigs.  Digs deep into his bag of Waltonisms and pulls out the ones he was saving for an emergency:  elephant noises while discussing the Earth’s axial tilt.   Incredible.  You don’t just watch basketball during a Bill Walton game: you learn something and most likely get a contact high.