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Tiger "Fusion" Woods Says He's "Taken It To Another Level"; Here Are A Few Brand New Photos To Prove It

One thing I’ve always admired about Tiger is his commitment to the blog game. Another is his ability to ruthlessly dominate betas on the golf course. A third is his instinctual ability to fuck every female he sees, although I do believe this should be done more so when one is not entered into a serious romantic relationship (or marriage) rather than when one is.

Tiger recently posted a new blog. He covered many things, like Kobe Bryant, the rules of golf, and even decided to thank me indirectly.

I continue to be surprised by the number of people who come up to me and say how ecstatic they are to see me playing golf again. I didn’t foresee that kind of response from players, members at Medalist, at my restaurant in Jupiter or just out and about. Frankly, it’s humbling. I think people are more appreciative about what I’ve been able to accomplish and I’m more appreciative of everyone, too. To all of my fans, best wishes for a healthy and happy New Year. Again, I can’t thank you enough for your continued support and am looking forward to a great 2018.

He also discussed the state of his comeback and his plans for 2018, about which he said:

I took a week off after Hero to train and build up my body because as a tournament week goes on, we all degrade a little bit. That’s just the nature of playing competitive golf.

Now, I feel I’ve taken it to another level. I’ve started practicing again and was out with Justin the other day and had a good time. I’m continuing to progress and trying to get strong enough to where I can handle a workload again. I would love to play a full schedule in 2018. What that entails, including back-to-back events, I don’t know.

Tiger is clearly on an irreversible course for total domination in 2018. If you needed more proof, for some weird reason (you don’t have to explain; this is a free country, and I respect your right to possess incorrect opinions), here are a few fresh, brand new, post-fusion photographs to prove it.

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By my calculations, we are just 23 days away from Tiger “Fusion” Woods’ next start. I believe he will tee it up at Torrey Pines on January 25th. That should be announced this week (announced on January 4th last year). Like I wrote in my blog predicting his spring 2018 schedule, I believe he’ll then go on to play Riviera (Feb. 15th), PGA National (Feb. 22nd), and Bay Hill (March 15th). I also think there’s a good shot he adds another in there somewhere, as his shit world ranking (no. 656) won’t get him into any of the pre-Augusta WGCs.

All depends on the back, of course, but he’s more machine than man now. I’d like to see TFW play 5 or 6 events before the Masters, which is just 93 days away.

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