Lebron James Already Had The Worst Instagram Story Of 2018

I know we are only 2 days into 2018, but Lebron James already had the worst story not only of 2018, but probably in the history of storytelling.  And keep in mind humans have been telling stories for a long ass time.  That’s how bad this thing was.   I mean image being at this party with Bron Bron?  You have to run the other way if you see him coming at your right?  Like Oh No!  Here comes Lebron to make me sing rap songs with him and while he just yells Hey! Hey! Hey!”   I mean 10 fucking minutes of this stuff!   This is what happens when you surround yourself with yes men and everybody tells you that you are the best at everything and never wrong.  You lose all track of space and time.  You live in a fantasy world.   Seriously somebody should have taken that giant white turtleneck and choked him with it to make him shut up.   Keep flopping you coward.