Tiger “Fusion” Woods Ditches Swing Coach, Will Conquer World Alone

The Fusion man don’t need no help. Pre fusion, one needs help. One needs aide. One needs assistance. Post Fusion, have I told you about the jelly donut, Tiger “Fusion” Woods is a motherfucking machine. He’s terminator. He’s Darth Vader. You think Darth Vader plays golf with a swing coach? TFW is all fused up and ready to march out there alone, take on the world head first.

Let’s. Fucking. Go.

PS – Fusion.