STOP. Just stop what you’re doing. Hang up the phone. Yu Darvish is the LAST person I want the Yankees signing. Who thinks this would be a good idea? Who? Not Brian Cashman, I’ll tell ya that much. There’s just no way.
This guy is a BUM. Remember the World Series?
BUM. You want this guy pitching in a big game in The Bronx? Not a fucking chance. Forget the fact that he sucks for a second; he’s only hit 200 innings once in his career so he’s certainly no durable at all. BUM. He stinks. What’s he gonna cost? Somewhere around $150 million? No fucking thanks.