Rest In Peace "Pervert Dave"

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CUMMINGS, David W. “Pervert Dave” 65, of Crystal River, passed away April 13, 2014. He was born on Sept. 28, 1949 to Charles and Helen Cummings in Rochester, NY. A veteran with the United States Air force, he moved to the area in 1989 from Clearwater. Dave loved motorcycles and riding with all of his brothers and sisters. He was an avid wood worker, loved animals and working with Paso Fino horses. He was preceded in death by his parents and his wife Morgan Cummings. Dave is survived by his siblings, Karen Baker and Keith Cummings; uncle, Hank Hrynko; his nieces, Kimberly Cummings and Toni Nicole Baker and nephew, Thomas W. Baker II. A memorial service for Dave will be held on Saturday, April 26, 2014 at 12 noon. Family will receive friends from 11 am until service time at noon Brown Funeral Home & Crematory in Lecanto. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made in David’s name to the ASPCA or any other animal welfare organization. -
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Well I’m equal parts confused and intrigued. I mean RIP Pervert Dave and all that stuff, feel bad for the family. But let’s get down to brass tacks. How do you get the name “Pervert Dave” and not let us know why in the obituary. That’s such an incredible nickname. Hey where’s Pervert Dave? I don’t know probably whittling his wood in his shop. Oh look there goes Pervert Dave riding his motorcycle with his brothers and sisters again, what a guy. Hey Pervert Dave, how are those Paso Fino horses coming along? These are all things that have been said in real life at some point and we don’t know why. Fucking Pervert Dave, what a legend.

 

 

 

Now that the name Pervert Dave is officially back on the market. Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end….

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