The GOAT Paulina Gretzky Celebrated Her 29th Birthday Last Night

Happy birthday to the GOAT! The big 2-9. Time flies when you’re having fun and posting sexy selfies on the interwebs. I’m a huge fan of the giant balloons that spell out a person’s name by the way. Not sure why. The party looked like a festive affair. Brooks Koepka looking all sorts of sober in that Santa hat. DJ’s eyes looking a little wonky. Good times had by all it seems. I guess my invitation got lost in the mail but that’s fine. Not a big deal. I’m not mad at all. Im actually laughing. I’m sure Paulina and DJ are just saving my invite for her 30th.

Big time hand placement from DJ here. Alpha.

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The greatest couple in golf (and arguably sports) since The Dufners bit the dust continues to roll along and dominate the world. It’s their world. We should all just be happy we get to live in it.

ROLL THE TAPE!

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