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A 5-Year-Old Kid Called 911 On The Grinch Because He Was Worried The Grinch Would Show Up To His House And Steal Christmas

Facebook- I can NOT make this up!!! My 5 year old brother called the police and said that the Grinch is stealing people Christmas and he don’t want him to steal his so they really came to our house

I want to make this very clear from the jump. The first rule in the Casa de Clem is Snitches Get Stitches. We can’t live in a society where everyone rats on each other like 6 billion Old Takes Exposed accounts. If that happened, you wouldn’t be able to jay walk without some whistle blowing dickhead trying to get you a seat in the paddy wagon.

But I’m making an exception for this kid. Christmas is the one thing in this world that should never be fucked with. I don’t care if you are 5 or 105. The entire world should be living the phrase “If you see something, say something” once the Thanksgiving Night NFL game is over. From there on out, it is Christmas season and everyone should try to be as happy as possible until January 2nd hits and we realize we have MONTHS of shitty weather to get through before the NCAA tourney distracts us all the way until Spring and baseball rise from the ashes once again. If somebody stole an entire town’s toys and may be coming for mine next, you better believe I am alerting the authorities. It’s kill or be killed in these Christmas time streets. From parking at the mall to ordering the last item on Amazon. If you are trying to steal my Christmas, I am going to try to have the cops steal your freedom before that can happen. And I’m sure The Grinch will plea that his brain full of spiders and he has garlic in his soul. But if you steal presents from a kid this adorable, you deserve the chair. No ifs, ands, or maybes.