What's Going to Happen to the NFL Media VP Who Was Hitting Up Porn Stars and Hookers on Twitter?
Source - NFL Media Vice President and Executive Editor David Eaton first cleaned, then outright deleted, his Twitter account which was full of interaction with porn stars and prostitutes.
Eaton, a married father of three, started by deleting an enormous backlog of communication with pornographic actors and outright hookers, before apparently deciding to nuke the @davidteaton account altogether. It was probably for the best; Eaton’s interactions ranged from banal to brothel with a host of professional sex workers — including jokes about “double fisting” a chicken, or responding to a bent-over cleavage shot on office furniture with “lucky desk.” When @GotHookerProbs lamented one of her clients’ had seven genital piercings, Eaton responded with “Yikes!”
Former employees told Deadspin that Eaton’s Twitter account was an “ongoing subject of discussion,” but NFL Media spokespeople have thus far declined to comment on the matter.
As a married father of two who’s had a few friendly Twitter exhanges with the legendary Jenna Jameson, I’m not about to sit here in judgment, casting aspersions upon David Eaton here. What a man does in the privacy of his social media in front of his thousands of followers is entirely between him and his God.
Of course, Eaton’s God just happens to be a certain soulless, power-crazed killbot with no human emotions, that’s a bit of a problem. Now that we know that the state-run cable network David Eaton helps operate for Dear Leader is a den of sin, with dick pics and dildos flying all around the office, Goodell’s going to have to do something to make it look like he’s cleaning the place up. And with him the “something” is always a grotesque overreaction. A human sacrifice to appease the gods of public relations. So a guy harmlessly – and lamely – flirting with porn actresses and hookers will undoubtedly lose his source of income in order to make the Commissioner look good. That’s how it always works when he’s in charge. Sad.
And as much as I hate to see a man lose his job over nothing, it would take a heart of stone not to laugh about the fact that these are the kinds of executives the NFL puts in top management positions, but we were the ones getting banned from the Super Bowl.
@jerrythornton1