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Belly Flop Off A Thousand Full Beer Cans? YOLO



For a second there I was going to say this was brutally stupid. To belly flop onto a bunch of frozen metal. But then I paused for a second and thought to myself, why would someone do something like this? And it dawned on me. Chicks. You do it for all the chicks at the party. You do it to get your dick sucked. Don’t be so dumb Big Cat, you do it for the chicks.




h/t ryan