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Jonah Hill Tells a Story About How He Didn't Have Sex on an Airplane

 

1) I’ve fallen in love on an airplane before. The girl walked by my seat and we made eye contact and then I never saw her again. We’ve all done that. Metro, airplane, whatever. The one who got away.
 

2) I hold my breath whenever I go into a public bathroom. I feel holding your breath is a necessary skill in life that we don’t practice enough. So if you always hold your breath in a place where it’s going to usually smell anyway, you’re knocking out two birds with one stone. You won’t smell the smell if there is one, and you’re getting better at holding your breath for not only the next time a bathroom smells, but incase you’re ever drowning in the ocean. You’ll be like thank fucking god I held my breath in that bar bathroom.
 

3) Girls should wear shirts like her’s more often.

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4) This host has fashion down. He is the epitome of fashion. No which ways about it.

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5) You can stop a video at any given time and get funny screenshots.

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