Just A Reminder, Heath Evans Is A Dude That Squashes Twitter Haters Online By Posting Shirtless Selfies At The Gym
Jerry blogged about the story that broke last night HERE. But I’m not here to talk about that because I’ll let the allegations play out in the proper way. What I’m here to talk about is how you should never ever trust a dude who takes shirtless selfies at the gym. Probably the biggest warning sign out there. That or having a Mario Batali pony tail. Just look at this shit.
Calling dudes out on twitter and showing them how ripped you are. Yikes.
Just squashing the twitter haters online by showing off his shirtless body in an empty gym. Totally normal everyone!
So herein lies the lesson. If you work out, good for you, I wish I still worked out but I’m a lazy piece of shit. Just never ever be the dude that takes shirtless selfies. That guy sucks 100 times out of 100 times. It’s the Anthony Weiner law. Don’t do it.
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PS
Heath Evans making sure he showed everyone how much he benched during combine season every year was also a red flag. Just chill out man, we get it, you lift.