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Ed Sheeran Says That Beyonce Changes Her E-Mail Address EVERY WEEK

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EW- Queen Bey has a solid strategy for email security. “I have an email address I email [to get in touch with Beyoncé],” Sheeran told Entertainment Tonight of how his “Perfect” duet partner‘s email address “actually changes every week.” Speaking with at KIIS-FM’s iHeartRadio Jingle Ball at the Forum in Inglewood, California, on Friday — where he took the stage with “End Game” collaborator Taylor Swift — Sheeran admitted that Beyoncé is incredibly good at “hiding” from the public. “It’s kind of what I aspire to be, I think,” he said. Sheeran also revealed that their song had been planned since May and that they finished recording it in September. “The original version of ‘Perfect’ was just an acoustic guitar and she rung me up and was like, ‘I don’t know how you feel about this but I’ve taken all the instruments off it and it’s just gonna be acoustic guitar,’ and I was like, ‘Ah that’s great, because it used to be that!’” he said of the duo’s collaboration.

I’m shocked by this but not for the reason everyone else is shocked by this. I’m not shocked that Beyonce changes her e-mail address every week. I’m shocked Beyonce has an e-mail address in the first place. Why does she have one? No way Beyonce is checking her e-mail. She’s wayyyyyy too rich and famous for that. She was too rich and famous for that when she was still a part of Destiny’s Child. Nowadays? She’s so famous I’m surprised she even has a phone. I’m surprised she even still lives on this planet. I’d move to the moon if I were her. I couldn’t find it but I once saw a tweet that said we should put Beyonce, Kanye West and Jay Z in a room and ask them how much regular items cost. How much does milk cost? How much is a loaf of bread? How much is a gallon of gas? Just to see what they’d say cause they’d have no idea. They probably think a gallon of milk costs 200 dollars.

The point being is that there’s a level of fame people reach where you lose touch with normal everyday activities. Checking e-mail is 100% one of those things. I’ll eat my hat if Beyonce is actually checking her e-mail. She just isn’t. No way. She certainly isn’t the one changing her e-mail address every week.