Cheltenham High School May Want To Cut Down On Kids (Allegedly) Filming Each Other Giving Blowjobs In Biology Class

Cheltenham, Pa. (WTXF) – Parents are stunned and furious over a video circulating they say shows two students involved in sexual activity inside a classroom at Cheltenham High School. “Anger was the first thing. What in the world is going on?” This parent says it was last week when his daughter, a middle school student, came home from classes upset and urging her parents not to send her to Cheltenham High School next school year. “A video was sent to her of a sex act going on in a neighboring class and she didn’t want to be in that environment anymore,” he told FOX 29. His wife described the images. “This is the tape my daughter brought to my attention. She is down on her knees in the classroom performing oral sex. Very upsetting. Very upsetting.” The dad says he drove to the high school trying to speak with administrators, but couldn’t find anyone. The mom claims she called high school administrators, leaving a detailed description of the images, but did not receive a return call.

MontCo making moves! Or something like that. Hey, at least they’re giving blowjobs in a relatable class, right? Can’t be going down on each other in AP Calculus and expect to learn anything. Gotta get educated on that human anatomy someway, somehow. Still kind of a savage play to blatantly ignore the plights from parents who simply want to know if their teenagers are going to school on a porn set. That’s some piss poor PR from the Panthers.

Cheltenham’s finest Lil’ Dickey has gotta be proud. Blowies in Bio Class are still way less harmful than the last time the high school made national news with some haymakers in the hallway. Barbaric.

If anything this fight finally calmed down when the janitor stepped in to take care of business. I imagined him like a silent ninja in the back standing quietly for his time to strike. The Oddjob of the custodial arts.