The Source Of The Eagles Strength This Year Might Be Jalen Mills Green Baby-Ponytail

It’s no secret that the Birds have been ballin’ this year. But why? It’s almost like they have experienced some kind of Samsonite infusion of power. Well, I think we’ve gotten to the bottom of why the Eagles are doing so well. This tuft of turf, undoubtedly modeled after the patch of Veterans Stadium that felled Michael Irvin, is without a question giving the Eagles their power, their strength this year.

Some hypothesized that the patch prevents chafing from the helmet. But it could be part of a master plan for Mills to eventually have some luscious, flowing hair down his back

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If it’s not obvious, I love the look and it is necessary that the tuft stays. Abnormalities of the skull can be some of the most powerful forces in reaching a championship.

Rasheed Wallace’s strange divot was an integral part of the Piston’s 2004 championship team.

Mo Speight’s lucky growth won him a championship at Florida in 2007 and at Golden State in 2015.

If the Eagles play their cards right, they could ride the Green Goblin’s ponytails all the way to Minneapolis.