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John McAfee Says He'll Eat His Own Dick If BitCoin Isn't At 1 Million Before 2020

I’ve heard of Mortal Locks. I’ve heard of Bet the Mortgage. I’ve never heard of the Eat Your Own Dick lock of the century. I’m not all in on BitCoin yet but I just might need to be. I mean, if the guy who invented McAfee Security Systems is a billionaire already and he’s willing to eat his dick if this thing doesnt make him even more billions, I gotta invest my entire paycheck from here on out into BitCoin.

Buying tons of Bitcoin is the only thing that makes sense but I aint gonna spend any more time on it because, in the meantime, every three months a person is torn to pieces by crocodiles in North Queensland, Australia.

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