Here Is Your Eli Manning Highlights, Commercials And GIFs Appreciation Post
If you really wanna get fucking crazy and/or somehow have 2 hours and 45 minutes to spare, here is a looooooong ass Eli highlight reel.
Or you can watch some highlights of the Super Bowls that every Giants fan will use as their armor for every Eli hater.
Obviously the Super Bowls were the zenith of Eli’s career. But my favorite Eli Manning game was the NFC Championship Game against the 49ers just because he kept coming back after that ridiculous 49ers defense kept kicking his dick in.
I don’t know if it’s because that first video kicked off with “Right Above It”, if I am still recovering from yesterday’s news hitting me in the face like an IK Enemkpali punch to the jaw, or because I had to brush off layers of memories right from my face, but I am feeling some kind of way right now. Yeah Eli is a goofy son of a bitch, but he is our goofy son of a bitch that also happened to win two Super Bowls against the greatest coach and quarterback in NFL history. And when he uses that goofiness to sling products, that’s where the magic truly happens.
Oh man, seeing young Eli almost made me cry there for a second. Time to run the SNL Little Brothers skit to lighten the mood.
Of course I had to throw in a few Eli GIFs since he is one of the most Giffable people on the planet this side of Big Cat (Sorry haters, no mean GIFs today because my soul can’t handle it right now and I would never do that to #MyQB. #PositiveVibesOnly)