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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Dwarf That Drove From Kansas To Florida Non Stop While Pissing In His Car Just So He Could Hook Up With A 14 Year Old?

 

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SANFORD — A diminutive traveler from Kansas was in such a hurry to have sex with a teen girl in Longwood, he drove nearly non-stop across the country before his arrest Tuesday, bypassing bathroom breaks, police say. Christopher Lanning, 40, arrived at a gas station in Longwood in a vehicle that reeked of human waste as part of his plan to have sex with a Seminole County high school student, said Officer Kevin Tuck, a spokesman for the Longwood Police Department.

Instead, the 4-foot, 10-inch Lanning, was arrested on a slew of charges in what the Longwood police department called a “To Catch a Predator” undercover sting. A bottle of urine was found in Lanning’s vehicle. “It was pretty bad,” Tuck said Wednesday. The 90-pound unemployed suspect from Kansas City, Kansas faced a judge Wednesday afternoon during his first court appearance in Sanford. Lanning asked the judge if he could return home — a request made before the judge had an opportunity to set his bond. “May I ask a favor?” Lanning asked the court. Lanning told the judge he is not a flight risk and hasn’t had major trouble with the law. “I made a major mistake in judgment,” Lanning said. A Seminole County judge set Lanning’s bond at $15,300. Lanning was ordered to not use the computer or the Internet.

He will be arraigned May 20. Lanning faces charges ranging from traveling to meet a child for sex and transmitting obscene material to a minor. Tuck said officers routinely go online to monitor such activity. The investigation began in March. “He contacted us,” Tuck said. Lanning thought he was chatting with a 14-year-old girl. It was really an undercover officer. He made arrangements to meet what he thought was a Lyman High School girl for sex, Tuck said. Lanning was arrested after driving to a Shell station at 100 Dog Track Road at 4:30 p.m. Tuesday. The gas station is next to Lyman High.

 

 

Jesus Christ Christopher.  Take it easy man. I know you’re a midget and all and you probably don’t get to talk to real women very often, let alone internet 14 year olds that are actually police officers but chill out. Go jerk off or something. It’s not that hard. You know that 20 minutes after you have sex or masturbate when you can’t even think about chicks? Yeah, that’s the mindset that keeps people from driving 20 hours while they shit and piss in their car just so they can get their dick sucked. Do that, or take a walk outside, or watch a baseball game, basically anything besides willingly pissing your pants for an underage hook up. I can’t imagine being a midget pedophile is an easy social stigma to overcome.

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Can’t stand stopping for anything but gas so I piss in bottles when I’m on the road too and it takes all of my concentration to not pee on myself while still operating the car, can’t even imagine what that’s like for half a person. Like I don’t want to say I’m somewhat impressed with an alleged dwarf pedophile but in this case he did actually do something impressive