Fun Police George Mason Intramural Refs Ruled a Double Forfeit Between Two Frats For Being Drunk and Let's Just Say Both Teams Weren't Having It

There’s nothing worse in college than intramural refs that take their shit too seriously. The guy that calls every foul in basketball and doesn’t let two guys who hate each other go at it in the low-block. The guy in flag football who ejects a guy cause he tried to break up a slant over the middle and “accidentally” knocked the receiver on his ass. Those guys, those fun-sponge refs are the reason we can’t have nice things.

One of the more common unwritten rules in intramurals is that you get fucked up before. You’re going out after the game and obviously you’re going to drink beforehand. If it’s a weekend game you’re definitely going to a day-drink right after and need a head start. I’ve never heard of refs ruling a DOUBLE FORFEIT cause both teams were drunk IN THE PLAYOFFS. You sign up for dealing with this shit when you decided to take the easiest $10 an hour you’ll ever make. You have two jobs, keep track of the score and break up fights. Don’t try and be this righteous Ed Hochuli figure and call the game cause everyone’s had a little too much to drink.

To do this in a regular season game, fine. But, don’t you dare call a double forfeit in the playoffs.

PS,

Gotta love the last line of this report…

“Fan of Delta Chi declared he was drunk and also chucked a football at the head of the Intramural Coordinate”

Just incredible. A fan of the frat? What’s that even mean? Stone the refs!