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Woman Screams In Terror At A Symphony When The Music Changes And Wakes Her Up

What a nightmare for all parties involved. Especially the screaming lady (who may or may not have actually been murdered). You ever wake up from accidentally falling asleep around a few people? It’s awful. You feel like you woke up in a different world. It takes a full 8 seconds to remember your name, your gender and what planet you currently inhabit. And then sometimes everyone is laughing and you don’t know why they’re laughing and you wanna murder them all for laughing. Did they stick something up your butt? Did you accidentally say something super racist in your dream? You don’t know. Accidentally napping and then waking up is a few levels down from getting black out drunk and having to ask everybody, “Did I do something stupid?”

Well now think about that scenario but you wake up and YOU’RE AT A SYMPHONY. Not your bed. Not the couch. A SYMPHONY. And people were howling laughing when she woke up. I’m filled with anxiety just thinking about it. Then on the flip side you have the actual symphony people (I’m cultured, been to Broadway) who are like, “Damn. Our shit is so boring that people are falling asleep.” There are zero winners here.