College Girl Sets Up A Charity Tweet That Goes Viral, Backtracks From Her Promise Like A Liar
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I love it. This college chick tweets out a charity tweet, probably to make people think she’s a good person and to gain some followers. Next thing you know, it’s BLOWING UP. According to her promise, she currently owes St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital a whopping $202,018.50. LOLLLLLL ! Ever heard of the internet? It’s built of hay and gasoline. The entire place is one big powder keg, waiting to go up in flames. Don’t tempt the viral gods. Your “good gesture” is another billboard of deceit along a highway of unfulfilled promises. It sits between the porn pop ups promising a larger penis and the Nigerian Prince assuring a tenfold return on investment. Danni, you’ve lost your credibility. Delete your account and may God have mercy on your soul.
I want to go viral as much as the next guy. But I wouldn’t pay $202,018 for it. That is one expensive tweet. And for what? After all this, she’s only got 1,587 followers! You loser! I remember when I had less than 2,000 followers. Those were the days, when I never knew where I’d find my next meal. I was a starry-eyed dreamer, full of optimism and secure in my conviction that if I could ever get more than 10,000 followers, I would buy things like children’s hospitals. Just kidding, Danni. I was never that stupid.
Now she’s backtracking like a coward:
You want to make a difference? Come up with the money you owe. You promised the children. You were their hero. I heard one of the kids told his parents that for his make-a-wish, he wanted to meet Danni Messina. Not Lebron, not Messi, but some random college chick who tweets unsubstantiated platitudes with no regard for the consequences. Hell, I bet the hospital already spent the money on new medical equipment. Now they’ll have to shut the entire thing down due to crippling debt. They were counting on that money, Danni. We were all counting on it. Want proof?
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Look at those adorable kids. A Cubs fan, battling leukemia. Are you going to be the one to tell them it was all for show? Pony up, you ponzi-scheming liar! Danni, if I know you as well as I think I do, you’re probably keeping the money for yourself. Skimming off the top. Tanning salons aren’t free. You make me sick.
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