The Time Arnold Palmer Took A Shit On A Green In Japan, As Told By Gary Player

 “He had a big poop!”


Well that was fantastic. I still don’t quite understand what actually happened. Did Arnold Palmer drop his pants and take a shit? Did he fart? Did he shit his pants? Whatever, the point is irrelevant because Gary Player just told an A+ story. From the word “poop” to the fake Japanese accent to the painfully awkward ending and a justification that it was cool because Bees also poop or something? It was all perfect. I am now placing this poop story solidly in the number 2 spot behind George Brett. That’s high company right there.