Joshua Short Couldn't Believe No One Was In Line For Black Friday

Joshua Short pulled off an all time high-wire act during this minute and a half clip. He was so close to breaking and going full Scarface from “Half Baked” by cursing out his camera man, Alex Wilcox back in the studio, the mall security and their rigamarole, and everyone in their cars refusing to line up and give this man an interview. I don’t know how he never fully broke.

He was excited! It was his first Black Friday! He woke up at 3 O’CLOCK FOR THIS! All just to have Alex Wilcox poking and prodding him from all the way back in his warm studio like the Short man wasn’t out there grinding in 30-degree weather. This was AFTER Joshua proclaimed for all to hear that he was LITERALLY upset right now. If Joshua Short trekked back to the studio before going back to bed solely to duff Alex Wilcox in his smug face, I don’t think anyone would have blamed him. Joshua Short didn’t wake up at 3 AM to not get any interviews while battling reporters from other stations in the mean streets of Mishawaka just to be stonewalled by security rigamarole only to be mocked by Alex Wilcox. It’s not right, it’s just not right, and I hope justice is served sooner than later.