The Boys Are Back In Town! Trump, Tiger, And DJ Hit The Links

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SQQUUUUAAAAADDDDDD!

The fucking boys are back baby. Thanksgiving weekend, you and all your pals are home ripping up the town like the old days. A tradition unlike any other. What a crew — The President, maybe the greatest golfer ever, the no. 1 ranked player in the world, and…. Brad Faxon? Brad fucking Faxon? What? Weird fourth but maybe Faxon’s sneaky hilarious or something. Maybe he’s a sneaky big time cocksman? Who knows. I guess somebody had to fill that last spot; we all wish it were us but nope it’s Brad fucking Faxon.

The boys are back baby. Locker room talk through the damn stratosphere. And not just playing but playing quickly, mind you.

Say what you want about Trump, but that man will NOT accept slow play. Not even close.