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Fletcher Cox Is Being Sued For Allegedly Banging A Wife And Breaking Up The Marriage, But His Sext Game Is On POINT

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TMZ – Imagine finding out Philadelphia Eagles superstar Fletcher Cox nailed your smokin’ hot wife and wanted her to have his baby. Pretty cool if you’re a die-hard Eagles fan … not cool if you’re North Carolina resident Joshua Jeffords. Josh claims he’s got hardcore proof that the 6’4″, 310 pound defensive tackle seduced and banged his wife behind his back while she was on a work trip to Pennsylvania back in April. Jeffords claims Cox continued the relationship via text messages — which Josh now has — and he says it’s smoking gun proof that Cox is liable for “alienation of affection” … which you can sue for in N.C.

According to North Carolina state law, to win an A.O.A. case, one must prove 3 things …

1) You and and your spouse had a genuine love and affection

2) The love and affection was alienated and destroyed

3) Malicious acts of a 3rd party produced the alienation of affection.

Malicious is presumed if there’s proof of sexual intercourse. In his lawsuit, filed on Nov. 22, Jeffords claims Cox sent her a photo of his penis on Snapchat and followed up with text messages telling her he wanted to knock her up.

Look at #91 penetrating all holes on and off the field. Fletcher The Cuck. Lord Of The D-Line. Master Of The Sext. Gaze in awe at the poetic swooning of the modern day Shakespeare from Yazoo City:

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Listen to him. Trust him. Take his seed. Such a modern day Casanova. To be honest, I don’t exactly blame this husband for suing the pants off of Fletcher Cox. Sure, he got cucked and is grasping at straws for dignity, but there’s really nothing to be ashamed of here. Hell, if I were in his shoes and Fletcher Cox came up to me and my wife sitting down and asked “Do you mind if I dance with yo date?” I’d pull a Boone and say not at all. It doesn’t matter if it’s a lady he wants to impregnate or a QB he also wants to impregnate, the game is over once Fletch gets the scent.

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And, yo TMZ – You’ve got some nerve. What the hell do you mean by this?

Imagine finding out Philadelphia Eagles superstar Fletcher Cox nailed your smokin’ hot wife and wanted her to have his baby. Pretty cool if you’re a die-hard Eagles fan …

What kind of sick barbaric savages do you think we are to think we’d ENJOY having the love of our lives getting railed and knocked up by a 6’4, 298 pound mountain of a beast? That’s offensive. Would the majority of us take one for the team if it meant keeping Fletcher Cox happy? Absolutely. Gotta let the big dog eat. But I wouldn’t say we’d enjoy it. Coming from a man who said on record he’d eat his own dick to ensure a Super Bowl victory, I can comfortably say everything is sacrificial for the Birds.