Thanksgiving Traffic In Los Angeles Is The Literal Definition of Hell On Earth

Breaking news: traffic in LA – it’s bad.

Question though.  Is there anything in the world you care about enough to sit in this traffic?  To leave your house and start your car in the first place?  I’m thinking like, life threatening wound that is bleeding out.  That might be the only possible reason to travel anywhere.  And even then I think I’d rather just die?

Look at this shit!

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I mean that camera pan didn’t even get the entirety of it.  I’m pretty sure it snakes on for another 100 miles after the horizon line.

You think I’m sitting in that to….SEE MY FAMILY???? Get the fuckkkkkkkk out of here.  Microwaveable dinner and re-runs of Shark Tank is A-Okay with me buddy.