Drunk Guy Gives Flower Girl The Truck Stick During Bouquet Toss

Lowered the shoulder better than Mike Allstott circa Madden ’02. Dude is THAT GUY at the wedding and everyone knows it. Gets hammered off of 4 Bud Light Limes, front and center on every line dance like an assclown, kisses the bride on the cheek and goes “So you coming home with me tonight?” in front of the husband, etc… Guy is already in t-shirt time and dinner isn’t even served yet. King of the wedding douches, indeed.

The fact he didn’t go “Pass…Ball…BINGO!” and run the bouquet back for a pick 6 is beyond amateur hour.