People Are Mad That Baby Jesus Is A Delicious Sausage Roll In A Super Market's Advertising
GREGGS has apologised to anyone offended by publicity for its first Advent calendar which shows a sausage roll in a manger instead of the baby Jesus.
The Yorkshire-based company is enabling fans of its sweet and savoury treats to enjoy something different each day as they countdown to Christmas 2017.
Lots of people getting up in arms about this. Not sure what the big deal is. If my seminary education serves me right, Ole Jesus used his own Lordly lips to compare himself to bread. You cant tell the entire word to take my body like it’s bread and eat it and then be upset when people are watching their carb intake so they add a little protein.
What if you are trying to still get lean ass gainz during the holiday season? Does that stop because Jesus is only bread? I dont think so. And, to be fair, if you say Jesus backward, it does kinda sound like you are saying sausage with a British accent.
The wise men are there hanging out. The manger is as clean as a whistle. Jesus is swaddled in some flakey dough that looks downright delightful. I’m honestly not sure what the big deal is. Either way, Advent calendars being out just prove once again that November is Christmas season. Let’s celebrate through the majesty of song. It’s almost lunchtime. Might I recommend a delicious sausage roll or as we call them in Texas, Kolaches?
