LeBron And The Cavs Took The Subway Around New York City Today. LOL!!!

Oh look at those rascal Cavs just living it up in the big city like a bunch of Kevin McAllisters. 9th place NBA teams- Just like us! I wonder if LeBron let everyone pick out one toy from Duncan’s Toy Chest!

Get the fuck out of my face with that corny ass shit. I’ve never wished for a pack of rats or a stinky homeless guy or any of the bevy of weirdos I have blogged about here to go onto that train more in my life than I was while watching those videos. Everyone wants to ride the New York Subway until they are actually riding the real New York Subway. Free Ball Don’t Lie shirt to the guy that said told the Cavs that KP was gonna get them all tonight.

And how about LeBron violating this guy’s privacy as he was just trying to go through his shitty commute?

He could be a FATHER, LeBron! Show some respect!!!

While I hate to admit it, despite being quite literally the worst run organization in the entire city, the MTA is actually a ride or die bitch unlike that traitorous turncoat motherfucker known as the Empire State Building.

God I need the fucking Knicks to win this game tonight. Luckily this has been a fun, resilient team all season that already beat the Cavs. So it’s definitely within the realm of possibilities.

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Wait a second. What’s that sound? I hear the faint melody of an instrument. Oh God no!

THAT’S JAMES DOLAN’S MUSIC!

Is there anyway tonight turns out well now? This may be the Knicks biggest test yet (I’m talking about the Dolan news, not the 9th place in the East Cavs).