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BARSTOOL COLLEGE FOOTBALL ROUNDUP - WEEK 11

Going to change it up a bit this week in terms of format. For the past 10 weeks, I have tried to put every significant moment in every roundup, but my definition of significant may be different from yours. I may think Western Kentucky’s mascot Big Red is a must see moment where most people don’t care about moments from the weekend outside of their personal team and a few other marquee games. I’m going to make an audible to a new look. We’ll start with the marquee games of the weekend (aka Ain’t Come To Play School Games) then go to awards, power 5 conferences, and then G5 games. You can now command/control-F any school/game you are looking for. Hopefully, this will add a little organization and take away the cluster.

Ain’t Come To Play School Games:

Ohio State 48 – Michigan State 3:

This is how you leave a game, folks:

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Not bad, OSU student section. Not bad at all:

Tough day for Sparty:

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Auburn 40 – Georgia 17: 

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Miami 41 – Notre Dame 8:

Talk about an intro:

Life comes at you FAST!

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Alabama 27 – Mississippi State 24:

Take a bow, Jalen Hurts:

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Oklahoma 38 – TCU 20: 

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Awards

#FootballGuy Of The Week:

GIVE. ME. TEN.

Hardo Of The Week: 

Quinn Nordin, who Jim Harbaugh had a sleepover with to convince him to commit to Michigan, decided to have a shouting match mid-game with his coach after missing two field goals:

Fan Of The Week:

I imagine that is what hell sounds like.

Honorable mention:

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Mascot Of The Week:

Big Red FOREVER. I want that crappy costume to be around in 2050. Preserve it. I don’t care what it takes!

Honorable mention to the Coast Guard Academy’s shredded mascot #FitFAM:

Stat Of The Week:

Tweet Of The Week:

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Jabroni Of The Week:

Who remembers when the Civil ConFLiCT was the opposite of civil? Now there are gifts being exchanged before the game? Millenials are ruining this sport.

Photo Of The Week:

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The “Act Like You’ve Been There Before” Award:

You know better than to talk about the turnover chain like that!

Shoot Your Shot Of The Week:

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Quote Of The Week:

SEC:

South Carolina 28 – Florida 20: 

I’m almost positive Florida is cursed.

Ole Miss 50 – Louisiana-Lafayette 22:

Missouri 50 – Tennessee 17:

RIP BUTCH!

LSU 33 – Arkansas 10: 

Bret Bielema is going through a point in his life that most men never get close to:

ACC:

Clemson 31 – Florida State 14:

James Blackman may die by the end of this season:

NC State 17 – Boston College 14:

Give me MORE BRADLEY CHUBB!

Army 21 – Duke 16: 

Did you bet against Army on Veterans Day? Oh good, you aren’t on an idiot. I guess I’m the only idiot.

Louisville 38 – Virginia 21:

Oh my:

Big 12:

Oklahoma State 49 – Iowa State 42:

THIS IS AMES!

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BIG 12 REFS STRIKE AGAIN!

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Texas Tech 38 – Baylor 24:

If no one shows up for a game in Jerry World, did the game actually happen?

West Virginia 28 – Kansas State 23: 

Take Kansas State and put them in the Big Ten, because that’s where they belong:

Will Grier…GUN SLINGER:

Texas 42 – Kansas 27:

Big 10:

Wisconsin 38 – Iowa 14:

Penn State 35 – Rutgers 6: 

It was happening. It really was. Until it wasn’t.

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Michigan 35 – Maryland 10:

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Minnesota 54 – Nebraska 21:

Bob Diaco? Actually BUTT!

Indiana 24 – Illinois 14:

Northwestern 23 – Purdue 13: 

Pac-12:

Stanford 30 – Washington 22:

Washington State 33 – Utah 25:

Talk about supporting the troops:

Arizona 49 – Oregon State 28: 

G5:

UCF 49 – UConn 24: 

Mac Loudermilk STOLE the Civil ConFLiCT game:

Florida Atlantic 48 – Louisiana Tech 23:

UAB 24 – UTSA 19: 

Prayers are appreciated in this time of need!

Boise State 59 – Colorado State 52: