This Video Will Prove Once And For All Soccer Players Do Not Take Dives Like Sissies

Outrageously, so very soccer video. I love it. The best part for me has to be this part right here:

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Dude out there acting like he just got hit by a trip mine. He kept rolling around in circles and…

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…the dude in yellow had absolutely NO TIME for his bullshit. Just no time for it. Any time you can emasculate a guy like that out on the field, you gotta do it. Pulled him up by his shirt collar and should have been feeling pretty good about himself….but he just couldn’t take the W. Nope. Soccer players simply cannot change their stripes.

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Oh god dammit. He was barely touched, and then just reverted back into pure soccer player form acting like he was just blasted with a DD44 Dostovei. So close to overcoming the stereotype. So close.