Hot Tamale! Fight At Indian Eatery Ends With Chef Throwing Boiling Hot Oil All Over The Bad Guys

NY Post- An argument at a food joint in India led to two customers getting boiling oil thrown on them. Brothers Vicky and Deepak Mhaske were both injured, with Deepak suffering severe burns on multiple parts of his body.

Have you ever cooked bacon naked in the morning? Ever had the hot bacon grease pop and splash onto your penis? It happens to me every Sunday, and each time I think… this is really bad. I can’t believe I keep doing this. I burn my penis with bacon grease every single Sunday morning. I have plenty of pants that would prevent this from happening. And yet here I am, icing my shaft and lighting money on fire betting the early premier league games.

It’s a tough way to start a Sunday, but it could be a LOT worse. I could be sitting in the burn unit in India, recovering from an oil attack at the hands of a street chef. I don’t necessarily take issue with this guy responding the way he did. From the video, it appears the cook didn’t start the fight. What bothers me is how cavalier he was with his oil dumps. Guy was emptying that container at the crowded street without any regard for collateral damage. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to throw water at someone, but it’s one of the least accurate weapons in the arsenal (unless you’re using a super soaker, fire hose, or urinating on someone). I have to imagine some innocent bystanders were caught in the cross-fire of this splash attack, and that would REALLY suck. Oil can feel wonderful on the body when applied at room temperature by the gentle hands of a lover or masseuse; it can feel excruciatingly painful when it lands on your skin, scalding, from the hands of an angry samosa fryer.

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Having said that, his reload ability was impressive. Guy was scooping new buckets of ammo like this wasn’t his first oil fight. I’d take him in my foxhole any day. Especially if he cooks as well as he maims.