Ezekiel Elliott Suspended Again After His Injunction Is Denied

Ezekiel Elliott Suspension Status: Snip
Cowboys Running Back To Own In Fantasy This Week: Alfred Morris (I think?)
How Jerry Jones Feels About Roger Goodell: Probably the same as Dave Portnoy feels about Roger Goodell
Worst Part About Courts: The fact they write out the full year like serial killers.

Best Song By Hunter From The Office:

See you all here tomorrow for the overturning of this suspension and then again next week for another suspension and reversal.

h/t to Barstool’s Editor in Chief for alerting me to this breaking story first. Being in charge of the Ezekiel Elliott suspension beat and staying on top of everything as soon as it happens is EXHAUSTING