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Sometimes You Just Gotta Attack A Nightclub Bouncer With a 12 Pack Of PBR

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NYDN - A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly struck a nightclub bouncer with a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Casey Lynn Willey, 27, was charged with disorderly conduct and taken to jail, but was released on her own recognizance, according to the Alligator.

Willey allegedly hit the bouncer with a box of beer after he tried to take her out of the “:08″ nightclub. The bar was closing and she refused to leave, the Alligator reports.

Police reportedly saw Willey hit the bouncer at about 3:10 a.m. on Oct. 30. When she was arrested she tried to leave the area of the club even with handcuffs on.

Willey is only facing the disorderly conduct charge because the bouncer did not want to press charges against her.


Everyone goes through stages in their life. Maybe you had a punk rock stage where you were convinced you were going to be the drummer in the next big band. Or that stage of your life when you bought a Bob Marley poncho and thought you were Rasta and you were soooooo chill. Hey, freshman year of college was a confusing time, I get it. And then maybe you had a club phase where you, for whatever reason, found yourself at clubs on weekends, popping bottles despite your $40,000 a year salary. Hey, some things just aren’t for you. And that’s what our girl Casey Lynn Willey is dealing with right now. She went to a club, but man, she is not a club girl. You can take the raccoon out of the dumpster but you certainly cannot take the dumpster out of the raccoon. And when you try to do that, you wind up in this situation- a girl out of her environment, way out of her element, swinging cases of PBR at the bouncer at 3 in the morning. She needs to stop fooling herself,

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She should be doing pills with YP under an overpass, not at any venue that has the words “nightclub” attached to it. I give her credit for trying, but a tiger can’t change it’s stripes. So back to the Jesse Pinkman meth den, my girl. That’s your people. You’ll be safer there.