Put Your Dancing Shoes On: Paris Hilton Is Making New Music Again, Folks

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In an interview with TIME, Hilton promised this new project will be vastly different from anything we heard on her debut album. Over the past decade, while no longer a reality TV star, the famous heiress has managed to become the highest paid female DJ in the world and is now releasing what she described as a “deep house, techno-pop and electro-pop” LP.

What a day! I had no idea that Paris Hilton was the highest paid female DJ in the world. I should have known though. When Paris is on the ones and twos, asses move. I’m glad Paris will be back in the center of the music world. People can talk as much shit as they want about her music but there’s no way you cant grove to her stylistic beats. People called her the early 2000s Cher for a reason, and I think that’s because she sounded like an early 2000s Cher.

Additionally, Paris brought night vision to the mainstream.

I love night vision. Maybe we can get a little featuring track with Paris’ old BFF.

Could not agree more but this isn’t about Lindsay. Let’s focus on Paris. Go Paris Go.