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Teacher Dunks All Over A Student's Face In A Student Vs. Faculty Basketball Game

I feel like these Teacher vs. Student basketball games have been ratcheted up over the last few years now that everybody and their grandmother have a phone that can record a video at 100 million megapixels and upload it to the internet instantly. Every time a teacher gets his ankles broken or a layup snuck past him, he gets the Rucker Parker court storming treatment of kids dancing on his grave, followed by the video going superviral on the internet. If a teacher does it to a student, it probably gets deleted because nobody wants to see an old guy dominate kids in hoops.

But now it appears that the Teachers are ready to ruthlessly strike back. Because that was no ordinary dunk. That was an alley-oop off the motherfucking backboard that was clearly practiced many times to send a message. And that message was “if you think you are going to make us teachers look stupid, we will straight up murder your popularity”. That poor kid’s social standing didn’t stand a chance. That ball going off the backboard was like The Rains of Castamere starting to play on the violins and the thunderous dunk was Roose Bolton’s knife going through the heart of that kid’s social standing in school. These Teacher vs. Student games are no longer just for fun now that getting shamed on the internet is on the line. It’s posterize or be posterized out there in the high school streets and that teacher won’t have to pour his own coffee in the faculty room for months after making an example out of that kid.

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And while I hate to admit it, I think I am officially Team Teacher in these videos from here on out. I was obviously Team Student for all my life because “No more pencils. No more books. No more teachers dirty looks” were the sweetest words you could say as a kid as summer vacation kicked off and I loved seeing old bucks get crossed to hell because fuck The Man. But now that I am this old and washed while my daughter is closer to being in high school than I am, I think I have to join the Dark Side and root for adults to dominate kids from here on out. And this is how my soul feels admitting that.